It's a sad, sad day ladies and gentlemen. One of my favorite Sesame Street characters, Tiffy, has passed away, after losing a 20 year battle with cocaine addiction and alcoholism. Like so many other international stars, she fell victim to the pressures of Hollywood. In an effort to immortalize our beloved Tiffy, Dolce & Gabbana has crafted a new clutch utilizing ostrich plumes resembling her trademark afro. It's adorned with a multicolored crystal jewel clasp for added glamour. Purchase at Net-a-Porter for $2,345. Small price to pay for such a significant piece of history. By the way, this entire post is a joke. Unless you're Nicki Minaj's answer to Daisy Buchanan, you have no excuse wearing this bag.