On tonight's episode of Barneys Believe It or Not, we will introduce you to the world's first clutch that actually doubles as a bra. Seriously, what's going on at Proenza Schouler? This has to be one of the most over-designed bags I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon. Brightly hued stingray, white mock croc, wooden accents, the oddest crescent shape, stitched trim detailing, a tri-colored chain handle... it's as if they were competing to see who could incorporate the most tragic design elements into one hideous bag.
If the Proenza Schouler Tiki clutch is exactly what you've been looking for, in order to complete your Halloween hula girl costume, be warned that it'll cost you a pretty penny. Purchase at Barneys New York for $2,170. Shockingly enough, Barneys has the audacity to tout that this bag is exclusively theirs. I think it's safe to say, no one else wanted it.