Monday, April 23, 2012

Proenza Schouler Tiki Clutch

Proenza Schouler Tiki Clutch

On tonight's episode of Barneys Believe It or Not, we will introduce you to the world's first clutch that actually doubles as a bra. Seriously, what's going on at Proenza Schouler? This has to be one of the most over-designed bags I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes upon. Brightly hued stingray, white mock croc, wooden accents, the oddest crescent shape, stitched trim detailing, a tri-colored chain handle... it's as if they were competing to see who could incorporate the most tragic design elements into one hideous bag. 

Proenza Schouler Tiki Clutch


If the Proenza Schouler Tiki clutch is exactly what you've been looking for, in order to complete your Halloween hula girl costume, be warned that it'll cost you a pretty penny. Purchase at Barneys New York for $2,170. Shockingly enough, Barneys has the audacity to tout that this bag is exclusively theirs. I think it's safe to say, no one else wanted it.     

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6 comments:

Kristin H said...

Well I think that is quite a smashing price for such a cute little thing....

Miss K said...

Love it in yellow!

Michael St. James said...

Hello Kristin! I will admit that this clutch is perfect for editorials, but I honestly don't see too many women being able to pull it off in real life. If you're one of the select few, welcome to the ranks of Anna Dello Russo and Daphne Guinness. You're officially fierce!

Kioka via Facebook said...

looks kin to battle gear.. sooo not sexy in any way. :(

Nicole via Facebook said...

Good LAWD! I don't even know what part I dislike the most. All I can say is it looks like one of my old student project rejects while at FIT. You know the one you design, redesign, try making, tweaking and then come to realize it's hopeless and ultimately just scrap it.

Bag Braggers said...

this are fucking gorgeous