Paris Hilton replaced "that's hot" with "huge." But she neglected to inform the public that "hot" now means "fugly?" To add insult to injury, these atrocities range in price from $1245-$2695. Here's the only two bags in the collection that don't test my gag reflex.
The black patent leather Maison hard tote was featured on Gossip Girl and retails for $1795. The red leather Vertigo Satchel is $1995. Check out the rest of Valentino's fall collection at www.bergdorfgoodman.com. Click on the title of this post to access some majorly fug Michael Kors' fur coats!